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Remember the newspost a fortnight ago mentioning that it was raining in Manchester? Well guess what - it is STILL raining! FFS, it didn't even rain this much when Noah was waiting to float his Ark. If you were hoping for fun in the sun and BBQ weather, we are afraid that we can't help you. However, while the weather may be disappointing, we hope to perk you up with news of a new lady joining us called Jade. She's sexy, she's fun, and she definitely knows her stuff. She's also worked in Manchester before, so hopefully, some of you chaps who have met her before may recognise from her pics and the general information on her profile.

 

Jade's first day will be on Friday the 28th June, with appearances thereafter varying on a weekly basis (as happens with a couple of other ladies, such as Sally and Yasmin). We know she'll be a popular lady, so if you want to see her, be quick to make your appointment.

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As it is now mid-year, we've decided to have a new photo update to Annalynne's profile, which means that ALL of her older photos have now been deleted, in order to be replaced by a fresh new batch of recent pics. At the same time, we've taken the opportunity to give her a more general refresh, with an update to the text containing all the information about Annalynne and her currently available services. As always, the old pics will be accessible on her AdultWork profile, together with a number of the new photos which didn't make it through the final cut.

 

If you take a closer look at the new pics, you may see a rather tasty blonde centrefold making an appearance. In case you are wondering, it is the scrumptious Elizabeth Hilden, who won the Penthouse Pet of the Year contest in 1997 (if you want a better look at some of the photos that won her the title, click here for her photo gallery on Babes and Girls - it is worth it! ). Rather bizarrely, on the day that Annalynne's new pics have been released, Penthouse have also announced their new 2019 Pet of the Year, which is totally unexpected. The winner is a stunning lady known as Gianna Dior, who we feel is a more than worthy winner, not only for her looks, but also for the fun and humour which she brings to her social media accounts - in case you're interested in having a look, her account on Twitter is Gianna_DiorXXX.

 

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Summer is here, and isn't the weather just absolutely glorious? No, it bloody well isn't! While we're actually quite relieved not to be experiencing a rerun of the heatwave from last year (which was unnatural and scary in a way from a climate change context), we do have to admit that we are just that little bit disappointed at the current wet weather in Manchester. Why? Because not only were we hoping for at least a couple of good days burning meat on the BBQ, but we were also planning on taking some photos outdoors. Unfortunately, these plans are now fucked, since according to the Weather Channel, for at least the next 10 days, Manchester is going to be pissing down with rain, so not only is it hotter in most of Europe, but it is also warmer and drier in Johannesburg, even though THEY are already in early Winter. If you don't believe us, you can check on their site here, then spend the next few days weeping: MCR 10 day weather forecast.

 

The good news is that at least we've had time to work on Tiffany's new photos. All but a couple of her early pics have now been taken off her profile, to be replaced with a lot of new ones. The old pics, together with a number of the new ones, will also be on her AdultWork profile, so you know where to look. For those of you who are fans of the lady, she is also now on Twitter, so keep an eye open on her account, as she has started posting selfies and clips of her own too.

 

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It is a sodding Saturday, and if you're in Manchester, that means it is time for the annual music festival known as Parklife. Frankly, I have no idea what the attraction of that event in Heaton Park is, given that it is overpriced, cramped, and muddy, not to mention loaded with centrist dads in Jeremy Clarkson jeans who work for the BBC. As for the music, well, other than a couple of Manchester "legends" and has-been artists who serve to highlight the event, it is generally the sort of obscure names you'll only hear about at a pub quiz when asked to name one hit wonders famous for one summer. In short, that event in Heaton Park is definitely no Woodstock!

 

Fortunately, if you need cheering up and aren't interested in watching either ladies football or mens cricket, then why not have a look at Hazel's profile? As you may have guessed from the photo below, she has new photos, and it goes without saying that she looks fantastic as fuck. If the pics from March were good, then it goes without saying that these ones are even better! We hope you enjoy them.

 

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We'd like to wish all of our Muslim visitors well, so Eid Mubarak to you.

 

Eagle eyed readers will probably have noticed that Yasmin has been away this past month. Well, she is back in from this Saturday, and she has a new look which we think you will enjoy, as it is more of a traditional Asian look than the one she used to have

 

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Apologies for the late update, but this week, our photo update is for Samira, the cheeky little Asian minx. There are only a couple of outfits in this update due to time constraints, but at least you now have an up-to-date idea of what she looks like. We're not exactly happy with one aspect of the pics TBF, although it is nothing to do with Samira herself. Rather, we keep saying that we need to update the lights we use for photos, and once again, we've reminded ourselves why this is so. For this photoset, the lighting was provided by an old lighting set which we've used for a decade. Unfortunately, this involves using MASSIVE tungsten bulbs, which not only use lots of power (500W each), but which also, depending on the location they're used in, emit a yellow glow which PR people usually refer to in glowing terms as being a "warm white". Alas, it is an annoying shade at times, as it makes everything look a bit jaundiced. As such, from now on, we're sticking to the other lighting set, which is "cool white", and so much sweeter to look at.

 

As it is obviously the Easter week, we'll be having a small change to our operating hours. Good Friday will be especially good since Annalynne and Cheryl will be in, but we will then be closed on Monday the 21st. We hope you enjoy your eggs, lamb and other assorted chow, and for those who managed to stick to your Lent sacrifice: well done!

 

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Fans of Hazel will be happy to know that after taking time off recently for a very unique interpretation of Spring Break, she will be back later in the coming week. To tie in with this, we've now uploaded a new series of photos onto the gallery component of her profile, as well as adding a new link which will direct you to her Twitter profile. In all honesty, we're amazed at how well the new photos look - while we know that she is an attractive young lady, the new pics really do present a much more erotic insight into just how attractive her body truly is. Good ahead and savour the pics, and if you agree that she is good enough to eat, why not make an appointment and taste her for yourself.

 

In other news, we'll be holding a couple of interviews in the coming week with a couple of ladies who've expressed an interest in joining us. If all goes well, and if everyone is happy, you may see some new additions to the list of ladies (fingers crossed here!).

 

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Today may be April Fools Day, but as we're now past midday, it is safe to say that Sally's profile has been updated with new photos, without leaving anyone wondering if there is a trick to our post. As you can see from the pics, she still looks as good as she did years ago, with her long legs and slim waist being the perfect complement for her large natural boobies.

 

In case you are wondering, Sally doesn't have a regular day, but instead appears one day a week on different days each time, which is particularly useful for those gentlemen who have only one day off per week, as it increases your chances of meeting her. With this in mind, it is also worth mentioning that for the next few weeks, we will be open most Saturdays too, so it always pays to keep an eye on the schedule to see when your favourite lady will be appearing (and for those of you whose favourite lady appears elsewhere - have you ever suggested to her that maybe she should join us? She may like it more here 😉 ).

 

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If you happen to be a fan of Tiffany, you may be happy to know that her profile has received an update to its selection of photos (finally!).

 

There is a backlog of pics at the moment as we've worked through the photos of the newer arrivals, but in the next few weeks, you can hopefully expect to see a return to normality in terms of regular updates as a regular work schedule resumes.

 

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It has been a fairly quiet week, but that hasn't meant that we have been sitting on our collective arses twiddling our thumbs. We've been concentrating mainly on some building maintenance and redecoration, with the goal of ensuring that things in the building run a bit more efficiently and pleasantly on a day-to-day basis.

 

As far as the website goes, the main change this week is that we've now updated Yasmin's profile with a load of new photos, removing the original ones in their entirety. We think these are not only nicer to look at, but also provide a more accurate impression of what she looks like. The most remarkable thing here is that she has one hell of a bum - round and brown, and the product of loads of squats, so it is perhaps inevitable that there have been so many enquiries regarding A-levels with her. The other noticeable thing is the fact that there are quite a few photos of her in saris. She loves wearing them during an appointment, so if you would like to see her in one during a meeting, don't be afraid to ask (ditto other traditional garments, such as an abaya or dupatta).